Where You Want To Be.

You are everything that you claim to hate.

Which makes you a hypocrite. Don’t be surprised when you end up with no one. You’re not even that far from it, actually.

That’s what I’m getting you for Christmas!

“

—	“Stupid ass?

Oh come on! I can’t find hairy balls!

“

—	Julie Marie Valentine

IT’S A CROTCH PARTY RIGHT UP IN HERE!

Did you hear me?

“

—	“Yeah, I have a total crush on you too.

We only got 86,400 seconds in a day to turn it all around or to throw it all away.

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I Will Possess Your Heart - Death Cab For Cutie

This is from when I was in like…the fourth grade!

“

—	“YOU WERE TWO!